Who we are

We’re not really into rules, so we opened a place that didn’t have any.

Take a look around and you’ll pick up on what we mean. Our name is impossible to pronounce and even harder to spell. We play our music loud and watch bawdy movies while we work. We refuse to value profits more than quality. We do what matters to us. We don’t do the rest.

Within these four walls, we’ve created our own counter culture. Now, you’re a part of it. Step up to the counter. You can have whatever you want.

What’ll it be?

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what'll it be?

  • Falafel

    made with blended chickpeas,
    parsley, cilantro, onions, garlic,
    and seasoning 8

    VG • DF • GF

  • Gyro

    seasoned lamb and beef,
    grilled crisp 9

    DF

  • Chicken shawarma

    hand-sliced, hand-stacked
    rotisserie chicken (its golden color
    comes from tumeric!) 9

    DF • GF

  • Steak shawarma

    hand-sliced, hand-stacked
    rotisserie sirloin 10

    DF • GF

Double meat +3
  • Pita

    hand-stretched
    flatbread

  • Bowl

    on basmati or lemon-dill
    brown rice +1

  • Salad

    on romaine
    lettuce +1

combo bowl

Any combination of proteins
+ toppings 11

Make it a meal

Add Lentil Soup or Fries and a Fountain Drink to any Pita, Bowl or Salad +4

pile it on

add anything here to your pita, bowl, or salad
@ no add’l charge

  • Hummus

    a blend of chickpeas, tahini,
    extra-virgin olive oil, garlic
    and lemon juice

    VG • DF • GF

  • Baba ganoush

    a smoky, citrusy spread of
    fire-roasted eggplant

    VG • DF • GF

  • J-Ru

    aka Jerusalem Salad, made
    with tamato and cucumber

    VG • DF • GF

  • mediterranean pickles

    VG • DF • GF

  • Tomatoes

    VG • DF • GF

  • Corn salad

    with cilantro, jalapeños,
    red onions, and lime juice

    VG • DF • GF

  • Red onions

    VG • DF • GF

  • Carrot salad

    with fresh lemon juice,
    garlic, and seasoning

    VG • DF • GF

  • Red cabbage salad

    VG • DF • GF

  • Romaine lettuce

    VG • DF • GF

Sauces

ALL INCLUDED @ NO ADD'L CHARGE

  • Tahini

    a blend of sesame, garlic,
    parsley and lemon juice

    VG • DF • GF

  • Tzatziki

    with housemade Greek yogurt, fresh
    dill, cucumbers and lemon juice

    GF

  • Garlic sauce

    DF • GF

  • signature hot sauce

    VG • DF • GF

Sides

  • Fries

    our legendary fries, as bragged about in the
    Reader, the Trib, Thrillist, and
    on Chicago’s Best 3

    VG • DF • GF

    add Merkt’s Cheddar +1

  • pita 1

    VG • DF

  • lentil soup + pita 4

    VG • DF • GF (EXCEPT PITA)

  • hummus + pita 5

    VG • DF • GF (EXCEPT PITA)

  • 8-ct. falafel balls 4

    VG • DF • GF

  • baba + pita 5

    VG • DF • GF (EXCEPT PITA)

bevs

Fountain
Cans + bottles
  • Iced Tea
    Canned Water
    2.50

Food made fresh for any event

  • Office parties
  • Graduations
  • Rap battles
  • Mitzvahs
  • Corporate events
  • Dance-offs
  • Basement show
  • Holiday gatherings
  • Picnics
  • Client meetings
  • Biker rallies
  • Showers
  • Family reunions

Packages start at $12 per person with an abundance of vegan, dairy-free, and gluten-free options. All plates, forks, napkins and serving utensils are provided.

Click the button below and fill out the form to tell us about your next catering event. We get booked frequently and by large parties, we highly recommend getting in touch as soon as possible so we can provide you with the best delivery time based on your event needs.

Chicago

  • LOOP

    10 S. LaSalle St.
    312.726.9653
    M–F: 10:30am–3:30pm

  • LOOP

    145 N. Wells St.
    312.613.3001
    M–F: 10:30am–3:00pm

  • LOOP

    212 W. Van Buren St.
    312.408.2365
    M–F: 10am–3pm

  • OGILVIE STATION

    500 W. Madison St.
    312.877.5388
    M–Th: 10am–8pm
    F: 10am–3pm

the 'burbs

  • SCHAUMBURG

    1020 N. Meacham Rd.
    630.237.4444
    M–Sat: 11am–9pm
    Sun:11am–8pm